Butthole Surfer's Comments Resemble A Real Asshole!

Dateline: August 27, 1996 - 6PM
Publication: The K.O.A.M. Newsletter

While at the Redding Festival in England last week, K-Rock's afternoon DJ, Sluggo, interviewed the lead singer of the Butthole Surfers, Gibby Haynes, who had nothing nice to say about Howard or Robin.

According to Sluggo, Haynes' comments about Robin were so harsh he decided not to play them. As for his comments on Howard, here's what the latent one-hit wonder of a Rock star had to say...

"Fuck Howard Stern. I can't stand that motherfucker, I'm speechless. He can only fall back on his small penis... He's a smart guy and a good talker and he knows if he talks about his small penis, people will think he's actually got a big penis when in fact his penis is not... But who cares?"

Sluggo said he was leaving the tape for Howard to play on Wednesday's show with the hope that he could get to the bottom of this. As for the comments about Robin, if Howard decides to play the tape and discuss it with Robin, expect Haynes' comments about Robin to be played as well.